Recipe Directions

Put greens, water, garlic, salt, chives in blender. Squeeze half a lemon into the blender, try to avoid seeds. Taste, make face, rue the day you tried to make a savory green smotthie for lunch. Open fridge to get hot sauce, desperate to save the smoothie. Spy garlic-stuffed olives. Toss three olives and blend again. Pour in to frosty mug, add three drops of hot sauce. Stir and enjoy, marvelling in the dirty martini flavor.

RawkYouLikeaHurricane's Thoughts

I invented this today because I do not have great luch with the savory green smoothie. I have made a couple that I have dumped out, which make me feel wasteful and hungry. The olives and hot sauce are not raw, but I'm not going to sweat it.

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hahahaha love it!

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I thought it was very good! I don't have a lot of luck making green smoothies without fruit, and this one tasted yummy to me!

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Is this any good? Or are you just funnin' with us? ;o)

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