Zooey Glass

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• You caught me StRAWberry. I’m actually doing a piece about a raw foodist who goes on a killing spree after using an 80’s children’s toy as her forum picture. But I’m still torn between a My Little Pony, and a Monchichi. As for you OM, and all you ot…

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• Oh, Venice has changed a lot, Om. And as for all you guys going all fundamentalist on me, well that’s fine. But you’ll miss me when I’m gone! Mark my words, Ardes! This time the not-so-smart guy wasn’t there, but I was served by a very nice young la…

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• God it feels so good to be back in Venice Beach. Just went for a nice long run by the ocean and finished up at the raw restaurant. But again, there is no way I am getting the nutrients I need. I may end up, after doing this 100 percent raw thing for…

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• I guess not, Ardes. After all, I drove about three hundred miles today and yesterday and spent some time at a industrial animal farm.

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• Yeah, this new diet is doing wonders for my complexion. Finally I realize what you’ve all been going on about. I feel like a whole new person.

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• Alright, Wingnut, make fun of me all you want but I still can’t get it to work from your profile. Have you tried it from there or are you too busy thinking of animal jokes? And as for my picture, okay, I’ll search for a new photo just for you. Your …

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• Thanks, Sarah. It definitely feels good to be back in L.A. I’m going to spare all you guys the details of the feed mill that I visited. Om, is your website up? I tried to click the link, but my browser wouldn’t bring it up…

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• Oh, god. If this is what raw foodists call humor I’m going to McDonalds. Okay, all. I’m heading back on the road. I hope that by the time I get back to LA there will be a long thread of equally bad jokes on here. And if by chance I should fall into …

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• I give… what, Mon46, is blue and smells like red paint?

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• Just when you need some insanity, jenergy flies in like a superhero and offers a fart joke.

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• Ardes, I have soft spot in my heart for really awful jokes that feature animals. Did your daughter tell you that one? I see we both changed our pics. I would join the club and post my cat’s photo, but he is so handsome and cool that everyone would g…

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• Lactose intolerant, kombucha, liver problems… Oh, Kat. Looks like I missed you—my friend Skyped me from Michigan. Look, you will have to email me at the link on my profile. There I will you give you low down. I’m glad that you don’t have a mustache.…

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• Damn! Walnuts, hemp, Birkenstocks…

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• Yowza. I haven’t read Coetzee, but I heard Garrison Keilor Talking about him. I identify with this line from his bio: “He does not drink, smoke or eat meat. He cycles vast distances to keep fit and spends at least an hour at his writing-desk each mo…

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• We’re going to get kicked off of here, let me use some camouflage. Cabbages, Cabbages, Cabbages. Algae, digestion, worms. And which writers are your favorites? Cabbages, Cabbages, cabbages. poop.

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• Stephen Leacock?

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• Wait! I got that one! Ayn Rand. Ha! Actually, Cherie, since we’re probing personalities—I am a solitary type. Though I love people and their stories, nothing beats 1) tea 2) a cat and 3) a good book Katherine, those ‘mamas’ as you so crudely put it,…

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• No, Katherine. You wouldn’t know me. Sorry to say. However, you may be thinking of my father: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UW5RDeRDy1I

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• Hahaha

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• Katherine! You’re showing a wacky sense of humor. I didn’t know you had it in you. In the lobby I just heard a man addressing a group of other solemn men in some sort of conference. He said- “And in the old testament, it was the MEN who passed down …

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• That’s what I want, Cherie. Absolute pity. I call this my Unicef look.

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• Well, I’m 100 percent raw, as you guys say. Except when I do Sushi. I don’t miss bread, certainly not meat or sweets because I never was into those… but my body is telling me that I need more nutrients. Say… what goes first? Fat or muscle? I have TO…

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• Actually, Kat,I was the one wearing the skirt. Everyone else was in Michelob T shirts and looking at me like I was Rocky, the flying squirrel. Wow! I totally blew it on the post-colonial. That’s very funny. Actually, though I come from a long line o…

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• So, feeling hungry I just tooled around in my jeep and found a superstore and bought some pitted dates and avocados. (I got some almonds, thanks, Queen) Now I’m back in my room on a Friday night, in the middle of nowhere, getting off on Wikipedia. .…

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• Hi, Addison. Yes, It’s by Robert Heinlein. Kind of a hippies-in-space sorta book.

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• I have this feeling at meals. Is it our body saying—hey, eat something more?

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• English and History! California is great but So Cal is rough—I don’t know if you heard this but once you come to Los Angeles the U.S. Customs department confiscates half your brain. (I’m going to get it for that one) Email me sometime, you can find …

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• Katherine, you can be my stalker any day. Berkeley rocks. And what are you studying up there?

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• Yes, Raw—Obama. Whether you’re into him or not, he’s woken up some people here who have been disillusioned for a very, very long time. If you’re not from the States, and not in the States—you really can’t imagine what it’s like. It’s like… waking up…

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• Thanks, Katherine. I teach at a University in the area in the grad and grad program, in a addition to a smaller arts college in the area that you probably haven’t heard of. Both of which I would be more than happy to tell you more about if you feel …

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