Okay, I hope this is not serious, but my hands are, well, basically orange.
I was minding my own business when my mom came up behind me and blurted, “Wow, you’re hands are so orange!” (Or yellow, one of the two). I immediately hid them because I didn’t want her to get a closer look and accuse my diet (as she so often does). I just shrugged and told her they’ve always been yellow/orange (even though I’m not sure).
Well, now I’ve started paying more attention to them, and I compared them to my roommate’s hands, and lo and behold, she was a clean white-palmed person, whereas my palms were shrieking of Linsay Lohan’s fake tan-color.
So, I was wondering…WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME? I really don’t eat a lot of carrots or sweet potatoes, I eat mostly fruits and veggies with nuts and grains. ANd I’d like to know if anyone else is experiencing what I shall dub the “Oompa-loompa-hand-syndrome.”