Me vs wasp (don’t read if you love insects who have happy endings)
Quandary: How do I successfully capture wasp and return to natural habitat without being stung?
Wasp flies at my head. Morals deteriorate. I squeal and run for the nearest book, stalk wasp on windowsill, and smack until deceased.
Feel a sense of loss; then a sense of power; like BWAHAHA I have defended my rightful territory! Danger averted.
Next: I hear a buzzing. Crap, it’s another wasp!
The situation repeated itself.
I’m getting nervous that they’ve already infiltrated.
Those are the first lives I’ve purposely taken in many moons.
I feel pretty badly. Wondering if that karma is going to catch up with me. For future reference, how do you safely remove wasps back outside?
I do it for every other insect. I feel so bad. I haven’t attacked an insect in so long. I just freaked.